stats n hair n sad

number of people who were at the halloween parade:

2 million

number of times wens cuts my hair and we think its a disaster:

27

number of times i've wondered why i'm here and wish i was going home with wendy:

13

poor wens was in bed for two days. i feel a sore throat coming on but am ignoring it. its a pity we didnt get to do more fun stuff but it was good just being with her and watching movies. i drove her to the airport this morning and now i'm sad. last night we shaved my head. its a bit of a booner/ front mullet/lesbian/concentration camp style. but i dont care. i say that lots too...